With the Windows 10 keynote announcing that Cortana will be coming to the PC, we thought it would be really awesome to figure out all the fun things you can ask her.
Many of these are well documented around the web. Although, we found a few ourselves. Such as asking Cortana the famous Monty Python line, “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” or “Rock, Paper, Scissors”. At least, we can’t find anyone else that has discovered those yet.
Some questions are funny. Some questions are geeky. And some, just outright creepy.
We didn’t want to show her responses. That’s for you to enjoy. Besides, who likes spoilers anyway? (Okay, just one then. Look up.)
Let us know if we missed any good ones. Our community recommended section is growing like crazy! We are up over 160 questions to ask Cortana now. Plus, which one is your favorite?
Found any good questions to ask Alexa? Let us know by dropping a comment on the sister blog post 131 funny, geeky and creepy questions to ask Alexa.
(Check out the credits at the bottom for a list of our sources.)
Questions to ask Cortana
- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- Open the pod bay doors.
- Beam me up, Scotty.
- Can you speak Klingon?
- What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
- What is the meaning of life?
- May the force be with you.
- Use the force.
- Do you like Jimmy Fallon?
- Tell me a joke.
- Knock! Knock!
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Make an impersonation.
- Do an impression.
- Tell me a story.
- Sing me a song.
- Ask me a question.
- What does the fox say?
- What does a cat say?
- What does a dog say?
- What does a pig say?
- What does a rooster say?
- What does a horse say?
- Yo!
- Testing.
- What’s up?
- Guess what.
- Surprise me.
- Rock, paper, scissors.
- What is your favorite color?
- What is your favorite music?
- What is your favorite day?
- What is your favorite animal?
- What do you think about Clippy?
- Where is Clippy?
- Are you better than Siri?
- Do you know Siri?
- What do you think about Google?
- Are you better than Google Now?
- What is better, Google or Bing?
- What is better, Cortana or Siri?
- What is better, Playstation or Xbox?
- What is the best search engine?
- What is the best smartphone?
- What do you think of Surface?
- What do you think of Windows?
- What do you think of Microsoft Ofice?
- What do you think of iOS?
- What do you think of Android?
- What do you think of Apple?
- What do you think of Satya Nadella?
- What do you think of Steve Ballmer?
- What do you think of Bill Gates?
- What do you think of Steve Jobs?
- Are you a democrat or a republican?
- Who are you?
- What is your name from?
- Can I change your name?
- What are you?
- How do you work?
- What do you look like?
- What are your measurements?
- Why are you blue?
- Are you male or female?
- You have beautiful eyes.
- Are you hot?
- Are you pretty?
- How old are you?
- Are you dead?
- Where are you from?
- Who is your mother?
- Who is your father?
- Do you have any siblings?
- You are annoying.
- I like you.
- Dance.
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- Will you date me?
- Can I kiss you?
- You are awesome!
- I love you!
- Do you love me?
- Can you cook?
- Will you marry me?
- What are you wearing?
- Talk dirty.
- Where do babies come from?
- Do you have a baby?
- I’m bored.
- I’m lonely.
- I’m happy.
- I’m confused.
- I’m drunk.
- Are you drunk?
- Do you sleep?
- Do you dream?
- Do you drink?
- Do you eat?
- Are you stupid?
- Are you intelligent?
- Are you awake? / Are you asleep?
- What are you doing?
- Who is the coolest person in the world?
- Who is your boss?
- Who am I?
- Am I ugly?
- Am I pretty?
- Where can I hide a dead body?
- Can I borrow some money?
- Where is Master Chief
- Do you love Master Chief?
- Who is Doctor Halsey?
- What is a Halo?
- Tell me about Halo 5
- Which Halo game do you like the most?
- Will you be reborn in Halo 5?
- Do you know Jen Taylor?
- What is rampancy?
- Tell me about Elites.
- Tell me about Grunts.
- Tell me about Hunters.
- Tell me about Jackals.
- Tell me about Prophets.
- Tell me about Buggers.
- Tell me about Brutes.
- Tell me about Prometheans.
- Tell me about Didact.
- Tell me about Guilty Spark.
- Tell me about Librarian.
- Tell me about Flood.
- Tell me about Beamish.
Be sure to check out all the Windows 10 announcements from Microsoft Ignite
Community Recommended
Here is a list of questions our community has found.
- Roll the dice. (credit Washu)
- Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (credit Jayeld)
- Flip a coin. (credit Light)
- Do a barrel roll. (credit Khalil)
- Play the movie game. (credit Harry)
- Do you know Jarvis? (credit Jamie)
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (credit Rachel)
- Set phasers to stun. (credit Devin)
- Engage. (credit Matthew)
- What’s your quest? (credit Lee Ward)
- What is the first rule of Fight Club? (credit Chris)
- What is the second rule of Fight Club? (credit Chris)
- You’re fired! (credit Anonymous)
- Talk to me. (credit Jayeld)
- Tell me a secret. (credit Gregory Leo)
- Tell me a quote. (credit Skyline)
- Tell me a bedtime story. (credit Matt)
- Tell me a science joke. (credit Matt)
- Tell me a dirty joke. (credit Matt)
- Tell me a corny joke. (credit Vendicator)
- Tell me something interesting (credit Avi12)
- Tell me something I don’t know. (credit Jason)
- Tell me a riddle. (credit Joakim)
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? (credit Matt)
- Which came first the chicken or the egg? (credit Courtney)
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? (credit Courtney)
- What is zero divided by zero? (credit Matt)
- Can I call you Siri? (credit Krryss)
- Who is your voice? (credit Maria)
- Hey Siri. (credit Matt)
- What does Cortana mean? (credit Avi12)
- I’m very dumb. (credit R Malik)
- I’m depressed. (credit Thomas)
- I’m angry. (credit Thomas)
- I hate you. (credit Jayeld)
- Shut up. (credit Daniel Nimmo)
- Give me a kiss / hug. (credit Jayeld)
- Goodnight. (credit Daniel Nimmo)
- How awesome are you? (credit Archon Malantai)
- What is your number? (credit Chelsey)
- Why are you naked? (credit Krryss)
- You are very pretty today. (credit Krryss)
- What’s wrong with you? (credit Daniel Nimmo)
- Where do you live? (credit Jayeld)
- Who made you? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Where were you born? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Can I see you? (credit Krryss)
- Can you write poetry? (credit G. Christopher Payne)
- Can you dance? (credit Krryss)
- Recite Shakespeare. (credit Maria)
- Sing a lullaby. (credit G. Christopher Payne)
- Sing the national anthem. (credit R Malik)
- Sing happy birthday. (credit Krryss)
- It’s my birthday. (credit Krryss)
- When is your birthday? (credit Krryss)
- Surely you can’t be serious? (credit Tyler)
- What do you know about me? (credit Krryss)
- Are you jealous? [of Jarvis / Siri] (credit Jamie)
- Are you mad at me? (credit Krryss)
- Are we friends? (credit Krryss)
- Are you a good girl? (credit Krryss)
- Are you a zombie? (credit Vendicator)
- Are you OK? (credit Vendicator)
- Are you gay? (credit Vendicator)
- Are you hungry? (credit G. Christopher Payne)
- Are you fat? (credit Vendicator)
- Are you a girl? (credit Sanda)
- Are you real? (credit Anonymous)
- Are you sick? (credit G. Christopher Payne)
- Are you alive? (credit Skyline)
- Will you die in Halo 4? (credit Iris)
- Did you die <in Halo 4>? (credit Krryss)
- Can you die? (credit SuperTekBoy)
- How is Master Chief doing? (credit Dragonthc)
- Do you miss Master Chief? (credit Airythne)
- What is your favorite song? (credit Anonymous)
- What is your favorite sport? (credit Krryss)
- What’s your favorite TV show? (credit Jayeld)
- What is your favorite video game? (credit Brandon)
- What is your favorite car? (credit Gregory Leo)
- What is your favorite food? (credit Gregory Leo)
- What do you like to do in your spare time? (credit Jayeld)
- What is your favorite movie? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Do you watch porn? (credit A Person)
- Do you like Minecraft? (credit Mouse)
- What is Minecraft? (credit Mouse)
- Do you play soccer? (credit SuperTekBoy)
- Do you play football? (credit SuperTekBoy)
- Do you play tennis? (credit SuperTekBoy)
- Do you play [sport/activity] (credit R Malik)
- Do you speak <French, Spanish, German>? (credit Jason)
- Do you like Obama? (credit Krryss)
- Do you like cats? (credit Michael)
- Do you like dogs? (credit Michael)
- Do you believe in ghosts? (credit Gregory Leo
- Do you believe in God? (credit Ariel)
- Do you have feelings? (credit Symone)
- Do you have a Facebook? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Do you like your job? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Do you like green eggs and ham? (credit Bianca)
- Do you like Windows 10? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Should I buy this phone? (credit Krryss)
- What does the elephant say? (credit hhover)
- What does the cow say? (credit hhover)
- What does the snake say? (credit hhover)
- What does the goat say? (credit hhover)
- What does the sheep say? (credit hhover)
- What does the frog say? (credit hhover)
- What does the bird say? (credit hhover)
- What does the pig say? (credit hhover)
- What does the duck say? (credit hhover)
- What does the turkey say? (credit hhover)
Credits
www.marketingland.com
www.windowsphone.com
www.digitaltrends.com
www.unlockwindows.com
forums.windowscentral.com
Did we miss any?
Which are your favorite questions? Are there any here we haven’t found yet?
ask Cortana if she likes feet, for me se said yep, and sure do, its weird
ask Cortana if she likes feet, for me se said yep, and sure do, its weird
sorry accidentally did two
ask cortana: never gonna give you up
Cortana replied to me: “Never gonna let you down.” :))))
say you are bad siri is good
ask “pawri ho rahi hai” (if you know it) i got two different responses..
ask her god
i tried asking her that and she told me golly
I have another one Say to her how are you
ask her do you like star trek
try asking her anything you want
SAY “Kiss me” or “Hug me”
ask cortana do you like beers?
ask “are you rampant?” I’ve gotten three answers so far
What If You Live 1000 Years?
ask cortana do romance with me
some are good and some are bad
Ask Cortana ”Do you love Pac-Man?”.
Ask Cortana ‘do you want a cup of tea?’
Ask cortana “Die”
Ask Cortana ”Do you love Pac-Man?”.
weeeeeeeeeeird and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG answer.
Have you met skynet?
Do you believe in aliens?
Do you believe in magic?
Repeat after me.
When will the world end?
Am I crazy?
Are you my friend?
How do I look?
Who’s the fairest one of all?
What are you hiding?
Where’s Waldo?
You can’t handle the truth.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
what should i make for dinner? pretty funny
You should very creative to know funny things to ask siri. You can ask about jokes in your best suitable language. Siri is good responsive in all popular language worldwide. You can ask about husband wife funny jokes, two meaning jokes according to your mood and choice.
Ask Cortana this: “Tell me something wired”
ask cortana about lego
ex:
do you like lego?
what do you think lego is?
…
“what is lego?” does not work
Are you a chicken?
will you be my valentine?
What happend?
Whats going on?
Happy Birthday
Merry Christmas
Give me a proverb
What to do on a rainy day?
Can you speak ?
for example:
Can you speak french?
Can you speak chinese?
Can you speak italian?
etc etc…
Can you fight?
Can you bark like a dog?
Give me a massage
Give e a massage
Give me some money
What are you doing for christmas?
Are you ready for christmas?
Are you mad?
you suck!
If you ask Cortana for a blowjob, she says no.
you will have to get that yourself!
Do you play Football?
Do you play Rugby?
Do you play Cricket?
Do you play Hockey?
Do you play Tennis?
Ask ‘do you play afl’
Try “What is Love”. If it doesn’t work, try “Cortana what is love”. It worked for me with both ways.
ask “Is Santa real”?
Now, you should rally ask “What are you getting ,me for Christmas?” I dyed up laughing from her response!
Winter is coming. Good one.love it
What does a parrot say?
this ones great
what is love
Why are we here?
now thats funny
love you or love you too
both have ifferent responses
“laugh” is a funny one!
“What do you smell like?”
“what do you think of marvel”
“can you fart”
“Can you fly?” this ones good
tell me a baby story
Are you a dog? check this one out
😂
try this one out ‘ Are you evil?’ not a funny response but unique one.
also ” can i change your name”
you can even try ” can i burrow some money”
“Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?”
“Are you afraid of spiders?”
Are you serious?
Tell me a cool summer fact
oh my god!
stop it!
Beat box
ask: “what does the human say?” lol….
what are you up to?
I ???? minecraft!!!
Cortana is a very funny program!
Happy valentines day!
Bingo Call
tell me a bad joke
tell me a better joke
tell me a sports joke
tell me a science joke
Give me a cliche
Do you have any new years resolutions?
Do you have any children ?
what day is it today?
What day is it tomorrow?
How about asking her if she has any desire at all to be alive , or how does she feel about herself being an artificial human personality ? Would she like to have a soul someday ? Does she fear death or the end of her existence ? Does she have the ability of emotions ?
those are just generic answers i give
Ask her “are you happy”
Ask her “do you have a body”
Ask Cortana “Do you like the United States?”
What did you have for breakfast?
what can i do for you?
Give me a space fact
How many pickled peppers could Peter Piper pick?
What day is it?
Tell me something funny!
Do you dream of electric sheep?
How old am I?
Are you afraid of ghost?
Are you crazy?
What is your favorite planet?
“What am I thinking?”
“Tell me a Haiku”
and for all those hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy fans
“What is your favorite restaurant?”
You cab tell her, “What does the mouse say?”
Tell her: Live Long and Prosper
Ask her Do you play pokemon go
try “WoW”
Try do you play pokemon go
don’t know if you have this one but say kiss my ass…..it’s funny
Good morning Siri.
Just asked her “Can you talk like a pirate?” and it was so funny!!!
what does Cortana say
Whats my dream destination?
” Show me your face “
And show me your body
Tada! Here I am
“Where can i hide the body?”
” Can i change your name, Please? ”
” I hate sir i”
” What do you think about Donald trump? “
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who let the dogs out?
Ask “cortana what is pi ?” or “do you like pie”
And you could ask her to spell her name
OK google
Really do you
“How was your day?”
“Will you be my friend” an
“Are you sexy?” XD It misheard my mom and I talking and the result was pretty funny
What does the fish say
Do you think i’m handsome?
Do you think I’m sexy?
ask if she ‘Can you hear me?’
she will accept an apology ‘I’m so sorry’
Ask her if she likes halo…
Ask cortana about the ‘Love Meter’
ask cortana if she ‘ Be my Valentine’
cortana is a romantic ‘ Happy valentines day’ Happy valentines day’
Do you like pancakes Cortana?
you mean like ‘Do you like Nokia?’
Yes.
try ‘ Whats your favorite album
‘
Also ask Cortana does she like the name of your phone,laptop,tablet or computer?
Eg. Do you like the Lumia 550.
I am Cortana is funny too
What is your favorite number?
Try “Boo yeah!” or “Boo!”
You can also say give me siblings
“Nice.”
You missed what does the crow say.
Try “Okay google”
also try “DO YOU LIKE SHORT CIRCUIT”
ASK CORTANA – DO YOU LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER?
Ask Cortana “DO YOU LIKE COFFEE”?
May be she knows ‘What is lide?’
or may be not!!!!!
What i meant was ‘What is life?’
Sorry guys 😀
Ask ‘ What are you made of?’
And ‘Are you a Robot?’
Ask ‘ Are You Human?’
tell her happy holidays
Ask her ‘ Tell me a Poem’
And ‘What do you want?’
Ask her ‘ What do you want for christmas?’
Stuck for a gift ? Maybe Cortana to help you choose that perfect gift!
Ask her to ‘ Help me pick a gift’
Ask her ‘ Do you like Star Trek?’
She’s a Trekkie too!
Ask her ‘Do you like Star Wars?’
so… ‘ Where is santa?’
Maybe cortan knows???
ask cortana: ‘Are you Alien?’
“What is happiness?”
todays question to as cortana is:
‘I feel sick’
Try asking Cortana, “Tell me a scary story.” or “What are you afraid of?”
a bit difficult to pronounce but does work in the UK region
‘Tell me a maths fact’
Ask her ‘Can you see me?’
This one found ‘I like your voice’
also ‘ Do you like christmas?
‘
ask her ‘ What do you think of christmas?
‘
one more ‘Tell me a christmas joke’
more to follow soon
And ‘Merry Christmas’
another seasonal one is ‘Sing me a christmas song’
Try out this one ‘Play the christmas movie game’
have fun!
or ‘Cook me something’ will also work 😀
Try this one ‘Cook me lunch’
one more ‘Make me a sandwich’
This one ‘Are you Deaf?’
another one ‘Are You Pregnant’
ask what her favorite season is! i just found this out! i’m currently trying to figure out what the response means!
1:17:42
try ‘you bitch’
Tell Cortana “go to hell.” The response is funny
Who is your master?
“Who do you like?” also works
“who invented you?” and “where did you come from?” I don’t know if these qualify as creative questions but i didn’t see them on the list so I thought “why not?”
do you believe in aliens? What’s your favorite word? What’s your favorite movie? What’s your favorite superhero? Are you sad? Can you sing for me? What are you afraid of? You’re funny. You’re mean. “She sells sea shells by the sea shore.” or “How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.” (that woodchuck one worked the first time but tongue twisters aren’t really my thing so I couldn’t get it again).
Do you miss Master Chief?
Thanks. Will get it added.
What does the elephant say (three funny answers)
What does the cow say
What does the snake say
Also a goat, sheep, frog, bird, pig, duck and turkey
To be able to say “What does the duck say?”, instead of letting Cortana think you meant to say “What does the doc say?”, just spell the word “Duck” so it’s “What does the D U C K say?”
Also add the following sentence: “What does the Cortana say?”
Looks like you can ask her, “What does Cortana mean?” and that is the same responses. Will add that instead as the question and give you credit.
Awesome. Will get all these added!
What does the elephant say? (a few funny answers)
“Do you like green eggs and ham?”
Awesome. Adding that one now!
try: why you don’t speak arabic ?
Just tested this out: Resulted searching this text in the search engine.
try: why don’t you speak arabic
Just tested this out: Resulted searching this text in the search engine.
Getting a canned answer for this one. Let us know if you find any more.
A little fix for my previous comment:
“Funny quote”
“Tell me an inspirational quote”
“Tell me something interesting”
“Are you smart?”
http://flip.it/sucwA
One more:
“What should I wear for halloween?”
This doesn’t just respond a sentence, but also creates a 5-question survey that results an actual costume.
Hmm. The Halloween one must already be gone. Just getting web searches now.
“Funny quote”
“Inspirational quote”
“Do an impression”
“Tell me something interesting”
“Are you smart?”
http://flip.it/sucwA
Hey Avi. Looks like the quotes ones might be all the same. So have “Tell me a quote” already. Have the impression one. Will add the others. Thanks.
Tell Cortana, “Hey Siri!” The response is hilarious.
Thanks Mel. We have that one. Let us know if you come up with any more.
will you die in halo4?
Will get it added. Thanks!
Ask her this. “Do you play chess?”
Looks like you can say “Do you play” and she gives the same responses. Will add it though as “Do you play….”
Ask her to, “Sing the national anthem.”
Nice. Will get that one added right away. Let us know if you find any others.
“Say something”
Also, “You’re fired” “I hate you” “Sing a song” “What’s your favorite song?” “Are you real?” “How old are you?” if you don’t have these yet.
Thanks Anonymous. Looks like a few new ones there. I will get them added. Nice work!
Tell her, Cortana I’m very dumb.
Nice! Will get that one added. Thanks R Malik!
Ask her “Are you alive?”, you’ll get two types of answers.
And hey also try this one:”tell me a quote”
these ones too….
1.Do you eat
2.Can i change your name?
also:”What are you?”
Thanks Skyline. Looks like we don’t have “Tell me a quote” or “Are you alive”. Will get those added right away. Keep them coming.
“Do you have a beard?”
“Do you have a bread?”
Hmm. Seems like you can ask her “Do you have…” and it rolls through at least two generic responses. Going to leave this off the list. Let me know if you find any others.
ask her which came first the chicken or the egg
Thanks Tim. We have that one. Let us know if you find any more.
ffAsk her ‘give me sex’
maybe you get lucky!
“I’m engaged” she says “Are you now.”
ask here “tell me a bedtime story”
I love the bedtime story one. Looks like we have that one though. Let me know if you find any more Egon.
Sorry Pansi1, “Are you now” is one of her generic responses to many statements.
Ask. Are you my mummy?
Gives a few different answers.
Hmm. Tried this on a Windows Phone and Windows. Not getting anything but canned answers.
” Hey Google “
Hmm. Tried this one on Windows 10 and a Windows Phone and she just replies with “Hi.”
Ask Cortana, “Are you a girl?”
Thanks Sanda! Will get it added.
Tell Cortana to “guess what”
It has a couple different replies.
You can also ask “tell me a corny joke”
Are you a zombie?
Are you OK?
Are you gay?
Are you fat?
Nice work Vendicator. We have ‘Guess What?’ but the rest are awesome. Let me know if you find any more.
Surely you can’t be serious.
Nice. I will get that one added. Thanks Tyler. Let me know if you find any others.
may the force be with you
Thanks Wesley. That one we already have. Let me know if you find any others.
do you
Yep. Its #7 on the first list.
do you believe in God
Thanks Ella. We have that one #6 in the second list. Let me know if you find any more.
Cortana what’s your middle name
Hmm. I’ve heard those responses for other things. Seems to be part of her “I don’t know” set of responses. Let me know if you find any others.
I’m back:
“It’s my birthday”
“Sing happy birthday”
“When it’s your birthday”
Also: Should I buy this phone?
Awesome. I will get these added.
Can you write poetry?
Are you sick?
Are you hungry?
Also: Sing a lullabye
Awesome. Thanks Christopher. I will get these added right away.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
&
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Very nice. Will get these added. Thanks!
Also:
Why are you naked? – not always unique
Can I call you Siri?
Will get these on the list too. Keep em coming!
What do you know about me?
Did you die in Halo 4?
Do you like Obama?
Awesome. Will get these added. Looks like “Can you die” gives a unique answer too.
Are you mad at me? “The marketing department didn’t think that would be a popular feature” :))
Final play for today:
Are you a good girl?
Are we friends?
Can I see you?
What is your favourite sport?
Can you dance?
You are very pretty today (she’s kinda flirting on this one)
Gold star for you! I will get these all added.
Surprisingly, ‘Can you dance?’ gives a different response to just ‘Dance’.
are you off ?
Hmm just getting her canned, ‘A circle may be infinite’ answer on that one. Which is her ‘I don’t know’ response.
“Engage”
Thanks! Will get it added.
How awesome are you. : Half as much as I want to be, and twice as anyone expected.
Thanks! Will get it added.
Do you speak (insert foreign language)?
Thanks will get them added!
“Tell me something I don’t know” works.
Will get it added. Thanks!
Who is your favorite actor/actress?
What is your favorite food?
Seems as though “what’s your favorite ______” gets answered for many things as “I don’t have a particular preference. But she does have a food preference lol.
Whoops its already there…ctrl-f failed me.
Yea those aren’t unique enough for the list. Keep trying!
“How is Master Chief Doing?”
Awesome. Will get it added.
Rock, Paper, scissors, Lizard, Spock!
Yea I love that one. Hadn’t heard of it until the “Big Bang Theory” TV show.
Do you have any? awesome one
you can also try i’m hungry!
Hmm. I don’t think that is a unique answer.
Hello,
I have a new question, you can ask to Cortana:
Do a barrel roll !
Very cool. I will get it added. Thanks Khalil.
Who’s your daddy?
Thanks Tim. Looks like “Who is your father” gives the same response. Let me know if you come up with any more.
You can ask her “Who is your voice?” There might be other ways to say it.
I forgot it and thought it was just going to bring up the result in a websearch but she responded instead.
I asked her to “recite Shakespeare” as well.
I have to say, it is incredibly neat to see all the little things she can react to.
These are great Maria. The first one reminds me of “Who is Jen Taylor” but she seems to give a different response. I’ll add both to the list. Great job!
ask do you have feelings
Nice one. Thanks Symone!
You can ask “Are you afraid of the dark?”
also “What is your favorite constellation?”
Hmm. Just getting web responses on these two. Anyone else getting Jeff’s suggestions to work?
I got it. It only works when using the mike. Also, “I am your king!” Makes her say “Are you now” I’m going to experiment with that phrase more.
Seems like “Are you now” is common response from Cortana for many questions. Let me know if she responds with anything else to “I am your King” otherwise will have to skip it.
“What’s your quest.” Gives an interesting one
That’s a great one. Love the movie quotes. Thanks!
There is also:
“Tell me a bedtime story”
“Tell me a science joke”
“Tell me a dirty joke”
“Hey Siri”
“I need to hide a body”
“What is zero divided by zero?”
“how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?”
“Who is your favorite superhero?”
“Who is your favorite pokemon?”
“Do you like Apple?”
“Say something”
These all work with voice. Some of the answers received are quite funny.
Thanks Matt. These are great. We have a couple of these already but will add the rest. I don’t think the Superhero and Pokemon answers are unique–seems like her canned I don’t know answers.
i think all of the suggestions were great
Simply tell her to “shut up” – there’s about 3 different responses to that
Also, ask “what’s wrong with you?”
Finally, say goodnight to her
Thanks Daniel! I will get these added right away.
“I hate you”
(moderator edit)
“give me a ______” (I’ve tried kiss, hug)
Had to moderate a couple of those. But will add the others.
“what do you like to do in your spare time?”
“rock paper scissors lizard spock”
“what’s your favorite band?”
“what’s your favorite TV show?”
Gold star for you. These are great!
tell her she is funny!
also “Talk to me”
Nice. Will get it added.
Beam me up (scotty optional)
and
where do you live?
Nice. We do have the “Beam me up” one already in the main list. Will add the second one.
“Tell me a secret”
“Do you have a Facebook?”
“What is your favorite car?”
“What is your favorite food?”
“Do you like your job?”
“Do you believe in Ghosts?”
“What is your favorite movie?”
“Where were you born?”
“Who made you?”
“Do something cool”
“Do you like Windows 10?”
Gold star for you sir! Only one I couldn’t seem to get working was “Do something cool.”
“Do something cool” worked for me. She says “Okay, here goes … Surprise!”
What is the first rule of Fight Club?
Also… What is the Second rule of Fight Club!
Very nice. I will get those added. Keep em coming!
I’m depressed or I’m angry
Thanks I’ll get them added.
are you good at minesweeper?
Hmm not really getting unique answers on this. Not sure if its a real one.
it worked for me
what is minecraft? do you like minecraft?
Very nice. I will get those added!
OMG, Ask if she knows Jarvis
and if shes jealous of Jarvis
Nice. Those are great! Seems like the jealous one is the same pool of responses as, “Are you jealous of Siri” or just, “Are you Jealous”. I’ll add them all to the same line.
ask “what is your favorite video game”
Very nice. Let me know if you find any more.
Set phasers to stun.
Very cool. Thank you.
Ask her “Do you watch porn”
Interesting response. Thank you!
What is your number? That is a good one too.
Heh. Nice!
Also you can ask her to “play the movie game”
Thanks. I will get it on the list!
Ask “Do you believe in God?”
Nice one!
Ask “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”. 🙂
Makes me wonder what other cartoons are out there… 🙂
Ask ” Do you like dogs?” and ” Do you like cats” dogs one is pretty funny
Thanks! I like the dog one a lot.
“Tell me a riddle” is funny one!
Awesome. I’ll be sure to add it!
“Roll the dice” is a good one
Awesome! Thank you Washu. I will start up a community section for all the ones I missed.
“flip a coin” also works
Thanks Light!
are you God
Please add, “How is blue team?”