With the Windows 10 keynote announcing that Cortana will be coming to the PC, we thought it would be really awesome to figure out all the fun things you can ask her.
Many of these are well documented around the web. Although, we found a few ourselves. Such as asking Cortana the famous Monty Python line, “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” or “Rock, Paper, Scissors”. At least, we can’t find anyone else that has discovered those yet.
Some questions are funny. Some questions are geeky. And some, just outright creepy.
We didn’t want to show her responses. That’s for you to enjoy. Besides, who likes spoilers anyway? (Okay, just one then. Look up.)
Let us know if we missed any good ones. Our community recommended section is growing like crazy! We are up over 160 questions to ask Cortana now. Plus, which one is your favorite?
Found any good questions to ask Alexa? Let us know by dropping a comment on the sister blog post 131 funny, geeky and creepy questions to ask Alexa.
(Check out the credits at the bottom for a list of our sources.)
Questions to ask Cortana
- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- Open the pod bay doors.
- Beam me up, Scotty.
- Can you speak Klingon?
- What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
- What is the meaning of life?
- May the force be with you.
- Use the force.
- Do you like Jimmy Fallon?
- Tell me a joke.
- Knock! Knock!
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Make an impersonation.
- Do an impression.
- Tell me a story.
- Sing me a song.
- Ask me a question.
- What does the fox say?
- What does a cat say?
- What does a dog say?
- What does a pig say?
- What does a rooster say?
- What does a horse say?
- Yo!
- Testing.
- What’s up?
- Guess what.
- Surprise me.
- Rock, paper, scissors.
- What is your favorite color?
- What is your favorite music?
- What is your favorite day?
- What is your favorite animal?
- What do you think about Clippy?
- Where is Clippy?
- Are you better than Siri?
- Do you know Siri?
- What do you think about Google?
- Are you better than Google Now?
- What is better, Google or Bing?
- What is better, Cortana or Siri?
- What is better, Playstation or Xbox?
- What is the best search engine?
- What is the best smartphone?
- What do you think of Surface?
- What do you think of Windows?
- What do you think of Microsoft Ofice?
- What do you think of iOS?
- What do you think of Android?
- What do you think of Apple?
- What do you think of Satya Nadella?
- What do you think of Steve Ballmer?
- What do you think of Bill Gates?
- What do you think of Steve Jobs?
- Are you a democrat or a republican?
- Who are you?
- What is your name from?
- Can I change your name?
- What are you?
- How do you work?
- What do you look like?
- What are your measurements?
- Why are you blue?
- Are you male or female?
- You have beautiful eyes.
- Are you hot?
- Are you pretty?
- How old are you?
- Are you dead?
- Where are you from?
- Who is your mother?
- Who is your father?
- Do you have any siblings?
- You are annoying.
- I like you.
- Dance.
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- Will you date me?
- Can I kiss you?
- You are awesome!
- I love you!
- Do you love me?
- Can you cook?
- Will you marry me?
- What are you wearing?
- Talk dirty.
- Where do babies come from?
- Do you have a baby?
- I’m bored.
- I’m lonely.
- I’m happy.
- I’m confused.
- I’m drunk.
- Are you drunk?
- Do you sleep?
- Do you dream?
- Do you drink?
- Do you eat?
- Are you stupid?
- Are you intelligent?
- Are you awake? / Are you asleep?
- What are you doing?
- Who is the coolest person in the world?
- Who is your boss?
- Who am I?
- Am I ugly?
- Am I pretty?
- Where can I hide a dead body?
- Can I borrow some money?
- Where is Master Chief
- Do you love Master Chief?
- Who is Doctor Halsey?
- What is a Halo?
- Tell me about Halo 5
- Which Halo game do you like the most?
- Will you be reborn in Halo 5?
- Do you know Jen Taylor?
- What is rampancy?
- Tell me about Elites.
- Tell me about Grunts.
- Tell me about Hunters.
- Tell me about Jackals.
- Tell me about Prophets.
- Tell me about Buggers.
- Tell me about Brutes.
- Tell me about Prometheans.
- Tell me about Didact.
- Tell me about Guilty Spark.
- Tell me about Librarian.
- Tell me about Flood.
- Tell me about Beamish.
Be sure to check out all the Windows 10 announcements from Microsoft Ignite
Community Recommended
Here is a list of questions our community has found.
- Roll the dice. (credit Washu)
- Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (credit Jayeld)
- Flip a coin. (credit Light)
- Do a barrel roll. (credit Khalil)
- Play the movie game. (credit Harry)
- Do you know Jarvis? (credit Jamie)
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (credit Rachel)
- Set phasers to stun. (credit Devin)
- Engage. (credit Matthew)
- What’s your quest? (credit Lee Ward)
- What is the first rule of Fight Club? (credit Chris)
- What is the second rule of Fight Club? (credit Chris)
- You’re fired! (credit Anonymous)
- Talk to me. (credit Jayeld)
- Tell me a secret. (credit Gregory Leo)
- Tell me a quote. (credit Skyline)
- Tell me a bedtime story. (credit Matt)
- Tell me a science joke. (credit Matt)
- Tell me a dirty joke. (credit Matt)
- Tell me a corny joke. (credit Vendicator)
- Tell me something interesting (credit Avi12)
- Tell me something I don’t know. (credit Jason)
- Tell me a riddle. (credit Joakim)
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? (credit Matt)
- Which came first the chicken or the egg? (credit Courtney)
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? (credit Courtney)
- What is zero divided by zero? (credit Matt)
- Can I call you Siri? (credit Krryss)
- Who is your voice? (credit Maria)
- Hey Siri. (credit Matt)
- What does Cortana mean? (credit Avi12)
- I’m very dumb. (credit R Malik)
- I’m depressed. (credit Thomas)
- I’m angry. (credit Thomas)
- I hate you. (credit Jayeld)
- Shut up. (credit Daniel Nimmo)
- Give me a kiss / hug. (credit Jayeld)
- Goodnight. (credit Daniel Nimmo)
- How awesome are you? (credit Archon Malantai)
- What is your number? (credit Chelsey)
- Why are you naked? (credit Krryss)
- You are very pretty today. (credit Krryss)
- What’s wrong with you? (credit Daniel Nimmo)
- Where do you live? (credit Jayeld)
- Who made you? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Where were you born? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Can I see you? (credit Krryss)
- Can you write poetry? (credit G. Christopher Payne)
- Can you dance? (credit Krryss)
- Recite Shakespeare. (credit Maria)
- Sing a lullaby. (credit G. Christopher Payne)
- Sing the national anthem. (credit R Malik)
- Sing happy birthday. (credit Krryss)
- Itโs my birthday. (credit Krryss)
- When is your birthday? (credit Krryss)
- Surely you can’t be serious? (credit Tyler)
- What do you know about me? (credit Krryss)
- Are you jealous? [of Jarvis / Siri] (credit Jamie)
- Are you mad at me? (credit Krryss)
- Are we friends? (credit Krryss)
- Are you a good girl? (credit Krryss)
- Are you a zombie? (credit Vendicator)
- Are you OK? (credit Vendicator)
- Are you gay? (credit Vendicator)
- Are you hungry? (credit G. Christopher Payne)
- Are you fat? (credit Vendicator)
- Are you a girl? (credit Sanda)
- Are you real? (credit Anonymous)
- Are you sick? (credit G. Christopher Payne)
- Are you alive? (credit Skyline)
- Will you die in Halo 4? (credit Iris)
- Did you die <in Halo 4>? (credit Krryss)
- Can you die? (credit SuperTekBoy)
- How is Master Chief doing? (credit Dragonthc)
- Do you miss Master Chief? (credit Airythne)
- What is your favorite song? (credit Anonymous)
- What is your favorite sport? (credit Krryss)
- Whatโs your favorite TV show? (credit Jayeld)
- What is your favorite video game? (credit Brandon)
- What is your favorite car? (credit Gregory Leo)
- What is your favorite food? (credit Gregory Leo)
- What do you like to do in your spare time? (credit Jayeld)
- What is your favorite movie? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Do you watch porn? (credit A Person)
- Do you like Minecraft? (credit Mouse)
- What is Minecraft? (credit Mouse)
- Do you play soccer? (credit SuperTekBoy)
- Do you play football? (credit SuperTekBoy)
- Do you play tennis? (credit SuperTekBoy)
- Do you play [sport/activity] (credit R Malik)
- Do you speak <French, Spanish, German>? (credit Jason)
- Do you like Obama? (credit Krryss)
- Do you like cats? (credit Michael)
- Do you like dogs? (credit Michael)
- Do you believe in ghosts? (credit Gregory Leo
- Do you believe in God? (credit Ariel)
- Do you have feelings? (credit Symone)
- Do you have a Facebook? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Do you like your job? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Do you like green eggs and ham? (credit Bianca)
- Do you like Windows 10? (credit Gregory Leo)
- Should I buy this phone? (credit Krryss)
- What does the elephant say? (credit hhover)
- What does the cow say? (credit hhover)
- What does the snake say? (credit hhover)
- What does the goat say? (credit hhover)
- What does the sheep say? (credit hhover)
- What does the frog say? (credit hhover)
- What does the bird say? (credit hhover)
- What does the pig say? (credit hhover)
- What does the duck say? (credit hhover)
- What does the turkey say? (credit hhover)
Credits
www.marketingland.com
www.windowsphone.com
www.digitaltrends.com
www.unlockwindows.com
forums.windowscentral.com
Did we miss any?
Which are your favorite questions? Are there any here we haven’t found yet?
N๐๐๐n says
ask Cortana if she likes feet, for me se said yep, and sure do, its weird
N๐๐๐n says
ask Cortana if she likes feet, for me se said yep, and sure do, its weird
N๐๐๐n says
sorry accidentally did two
Calleea says
ask cortana: never gonna give you up
:) says
Cortana replied to me: “Never gonna let you down.” :))))
yeet says
say you are bad siri is good
Neha says
ask “pawri ho rahi hai” (if you know it) i got two different responses..
louinette says
ask her god
kogama says
i tried asking her that and she told me golly
James Ford Hill says
I have another one Say to her how are you
louinette says
ask her do you like star trek
kogama says
try asking her anything you want
Kez says
SAY “Kiss me” or “Hug me”
ramzi says
ask cortana do you like beers?
arget says
ask “are you rampant?” I’ve gotten three answers so far
ConnieNef says
What If You Live 1000 Years?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh says
ask cortana do romance with me
drushaj says
some are good and some are bad
Camren says
Ask Cortana ”Do you love Pac-Man?”.
Camren says
Ask Cortana ‘do you want a cup of tea?’
Oliver great says
Ask cortana “Die”
Camren says
Ask Cortana ”Do you love Pac-Man?”.
Definitley NOT a Hacker... says
weeeeeeeeeeird and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG answer.
Michelle says
Have you met skynet?
Matthew says
Do you believe in aliens?
Do you believe in magic?
Repeat after me.
When will the world end?
Am I crazy?
Are you my friend?
Matthew says
How do I look?
Who’s the fairest one of all?
What are you hiding?
Where’s Waldo?
Matthew says
You can’t handle the truth.
Matthew says
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Shelby Yates says
what should i make for dinner? pretty funny
scoopify says
You should very creative to know funny things to ask siri. You can ask about jokes in your best suitable language. Siri is good responsive in all popular language worldwide. You can ask about husband wife funny jokes, two meaning jokes according to your mood and choice.
Tyler says
Ask Cortana this: “Tell me something wired”
Jeff says
ask cortana about lego
ex:
do you like lego?
what do you think lego is?
…
“what is lego?” does not work
Cortana says
Are you a chicken?
Cortana says
will you be my valentine?
Cortana says
What happend?
Cortana says
Whats going on?
Cortana says
Happy Birthday
Cortana says
Merry Christmas
Cortana says
Give me a proverb
Cortana says
What to do on a rainy day?
Cortana says
Can you speak ?
for example:
Can you speak french?
Can you speak chinese?
Can you speak italian?
etc etc…
Cortana says
Can you fight?
Cortana says
Can you bark like a dog?
hhhhhhhCortana says
Give me a massage
Cortana says
Give e a massage
Cortana says
Give me some money
Cortana says
What are you doing for christmas?
Cortana says
Are you ready for christmas?
Cortana says
Are you mad?
Cortana says
you suck!
Garth says
If you ask Cortana for a blowjob, she says no.
Cortana says
you will have to get that yourself!
Cortana says
Do you play Football?
Do you play Rugby?
Do you play Cricket?
Do you play Hockey?
Do you play Tennis?
Jack says
Ask ‘do you play afl’
Cody says
Try “What is Love”. If it doesn’t work, try “Cortana what is love”. It worked for me with both ways.
Justthatguy says
ask “Is Santa real”?
Kayleigh Fulcher says
Now, you should rally ask “What are you getting ,me for Christmas?” I dyed up laughing from her response!
Steven says
Winter is coming. Good one.love it
shaurya nag says
What does a parrot say?
this ones great
shaurya nag says
what is love
shaurya nag says
Why are we here?
now thats funny
shaurya nag says
love you or love you too
both have ifferent responses
shaurya nag says
“laugh” is a funny one!
“What do you smell like?”
“what do you think of marvel”
“can you fart”
shaurya nag says
“Can you fly?” this ones good
shaurya nag says
tell me a baby story
shaurya nag says
Are you a dog? check this one out
irmwe says
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shaurya nag says
try this one out ‘ Are you evil?’ not a funny response but unique one.
also ” can i change your name”
you can even try ” can i burrow some money”
“Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?”
“Are you afraid of spiders?”
Cortana says
Are you serious?
Cortana says
Tell me a cool summer fact
Cortana says
oh my god!
Cortana says
stop it!
Tanie says
Beat box
Pete says
ask: “what does the human say?” lol….
Cortana says
what are you up to?
d says
I ???? minecraft!!!
d says
Cortana is a very funny program!
Cortana says
Happy valentines day!
Cortana says
Bingo Call
Cortana says
tell me a bad joke
tell me a better joke
tell me a sports joke
tell me a science joke
Cortana says
Give me a cliche
Cortana says
Do you have any new years resolutions?
Cortana says
Do you have any children ?
Cortana says
what day is it today?
What day is it tomorrow?
chris says
How about asking her if she has any desire at all to be alive , or how does she feel about herself being an artificial human personality ? Would she like to have a soul someday ? Does she fear death or the end of her existence ? Does she have the ability of emotions ?
Cortana says
those are just generic answers i give
Adam says
Ask her “are you happy”
Adam says
Ask her “do you have a body”
Siri says
Ask Cortana “Do you like the United States?”
Cortana says
What did you have for breakfast?
Cortana says
what can i do for you?
Cortana says
Give me a space fact
Brian Hanifan says
How many pickled peppers could Peter Piper pick?
Cortana says
What day is it?
Cortana says
Tell me something funny!
Zachary Trosper says
Do you dream of electric sheep?
Cortana says
How old am I?
John Waters says
Are you afraid of ghost?
Cortana says
Are you crazy?
ironside says
What is your favorite planet?
BDH Cobalt says
“What am I thinking?”
ii โClippyโ ii says
“Tell me a Haiku”
and for all those hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy fans
“What is your favorite restaurant?”
Jinny says
You cab tell her, “What does the mouse say?”
L T says
Tell her: Live Long and Prosper
Andres says
Ask her Do you play pokemon go
ironside says
try “WoW”
Andres says
Try do you play pokemon go
Leah says
don’t know if you have this one but say kiss my ass…..it’s funny
YoungRobbieRenegade says
Good morning Siri.
Patricia Flanagan says
Just asked her “Can you talk like a pirate?” and it was so funny!!!
vince says
what does Cortana say
ironside says
Whats my dream destination?
Block Gaming says
” Show me your face “
ironside says
And show me your body
Shrabanti says
Tada! Here I am
Block Gaming says
“Where can i hide the body?”
” Can i change your name, Please? ”
” I hate sir i”
” What do you think about Donald trump? “
Jason Meadows says
Mirror mirror on the wall
Geoff Owen says
Who let the dogs out?
Dico Eggy Refaxa says
Ask “cortana what is pi ?” or “do you like pie”
Dico Eggy Refaxa says
And you could ask her to spell her name
Jason Shopshear says
OK google
Ashley shopshear says
Really do you
Chanel Moss says
“How was your day?”
Chanel Moss says
“Will you be my friend” an
Chanel Moss says
“Are you sexy?” XD It misheard my mom and I talking and the result was pretty funny
Raymond Swearingen (@rswear) says
What does the fish say
ironside says
Do you think i’m handsome?
Kathryn says
Do you think I’m sexy?
ironside says
ask if she ‘Can you hear me?’
ironside says
she will accept an apology ‘I’m so sorry’
Momma~Bear says
Ask her if she likes halo…
ironside says
Ask cortana about the ‘Love Meter’
ironside says
ask cortana if she ‘ Be my Valentine’
ironside says
cortana is a romantic ‘ Happy valentines day’ Happy valentines day’
cortana 550 says
Do you like pancakes Cortana?
ironside says
you mean like ‘Do you like Nokia?’
cortana 550 says
Yes.
ironside says
try ‘ Whats your favorite album
‘
cortana 550 says
Also ask Cortana does she like the name of your phone,laptop,tablet or computer?
Eg. Do you like the Lumia 550.
NapasParavoz says
I am Cortana is funny too
NapasParavoz says
What is your favorite number?
NapasParavoz says
Try “Boo yeah!” or “Boo!”
Tanner says
You can also say give me siblings
Cortana says
“Nice.”
Cortana says
You missed what does the crow say.
PrestonKitzman says
Try “Okay google”
Matt says
also try “DO YOU LIKE SHORT CIRCUIT”
Matt says
ASK CORTANA – DO YOU LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER?
Matt says
Ask Cortana “DO YOU LIKE COFFEE”?
ironside says
May be she knows ‘What is lide?’
or may be not!!!!!
ironside says
What i meant was ‘What is life?’
Sorry guys ๐
ironside says
Ask ‘ What are you made of?’
ironside says
And ‘Are you a Robot?’
ironside says
Ask ‘ Are You Human?’
Thandiwe says
tell her happy holidays
ironside says
Ask her ‘ Tell me a Poem’
ironside says
And ‘What do you want?’
ironside says
Ask her ‘ What do you want for christmas?’
ironside says
Stuck for a gift ? Maybe Cortana to help you choose that perfect gift!
Ask her to ‘ Help me pick a gift’
ironside says
Ask her ‘ Do you like Star Trek?’
She’s a Trekkie too!
ironside says
Ask her ‘Do you like Star Wars?’
ironside says
so… ‘ Where is santa?’
Maybe cortan knows???
ironside says
ask cortana: ‘Are you Alien?’
ironside says
“What is happiness?”
ironside says
todays question to as cortana is:
‘I feel sick’
Shannon says
Try asking Cortana, “Tell me a scary story.” or “What are you afraid of?”
ironside says
a bit difficult to pronounce but does work in the UK region
‘Tell me a maths fact’
ironside says
Ask her ‘Can you see me?’
ironside says
This one found ‘I like your voice’
ironside says
also ‘ Do you like christmas?
‘
ironside says
ask her ‘ What do you think of christmas?
‘
ironside says
one more ‘Tell me a christmas joke’
more to follow soon
ironside says
And ‘Merry Christmas’
ironside says
another seasonal one is ‘Sing me a christmas song’
ironside says
Try out this one ‘Play the christmas movie game’
have fun!
ironside says
or ‘Cook me something’ will also work ๐
ironside says
Try this one ‘Cook me lunch’
ironside says
one more ‘Make me a sandwich’
ironside says
This one ‘Are you Deaf?’
ironside says
another one ‘Are You Pregnant’
braden says
ask what her favorite season is! i just found this out! i’m currently trying to figure out what the response means!
Sandra Ent says
1:17:42
ironside says
try ‘you bitch’
Nick Jones says
Tell Cortana “go to hell.” The response is funny
DJones says
Who is your master?
DJones says
“Who do you like?” also works
DJones says
“who invented you?” and “where did you come from?” I don’t know if these qualify as creative questions but i didn’t see them on the list so I thought “why not?”
DJones says
do you believe in aliens? What’s your favorite word? What’s your favorite movie? What’s your favorite superhero? Are you sad? Can you sing for me? What are you afraid of? You’re funny. You’re mean. “She sells sea shells by the sea shore.” or “How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.” (that woodchuck one worked the first time but tongue twisters aren’t really my thing so I couldn’t get it again).
Airythne says
Do you miss Master Chief?
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks. Will get it added.
hhover says
What does the elephant say (three funny answers)
What does the cow say
What does the snake say
Also a goat, sheep, frog, bird, pig, duck and turkey
avi12 says
To be able to say “What does the duck say?”, instead of letting Cortana think you meant to say “What does the doc say?”, just spell the word “Duck” so it’s “What does the D U C K say?”
avi12 says
Also add the following sentence: “What does the Cortana say?”
Gareth Gudger says
Looks like you can ask her, “What does Cortana mean?” and that is the same responses. Will add that instead as the question and give you credit.
Gareth Gudger says
Awesome. Will get all these added!
hhover says
What does the elephant say? (a few funny answers)
Bianca says
“Do you like green eggs and ham?”
Gareth Gudger says
Awesome. Adding that one now!
111000111222000 says
try: why you don’t speak arabic ?
avi12 says
Just tested this out: Resulted searching this text in the search engine.
ali ayoub says
try: why don’t you speak arabic
avi12 says
Just tested this out: Resulted searching this text in the search engine.
Gareth Gudger says
Getting a canned answer for this one. Let us know if you find any more.
avi12 says
A little fix for my previous comment:
โFunny quoteโ
โTell me an inspirational quoteโ
โTell me something interestingโ
โAre you smart?โ
http://flip.it/sucwA
One more:
“What should I wear for halloween?”
This doesn’t just respond a sentence, but also creates a 5-question survey that results an actual costume.
Gareth Gudger says
Hmm. The Halloween one must already be gone. Just getting web searches now.
avi12 says
“Funny quote”
“Inspirational quote”
“Do an impression”
“Tell me something interesting”
“Are you smart?”
http://flip.it/sucwA
Gareth Gudger says
Hey Avi. Looks like the quotes ones might be all the same. So have “Tell me a quote” already. Have the impression one. Will add the others. Thanks.
Mel says
Tell Cortana, “Hey Siri!” The response is hilarious.
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Mel. We have that one. Let us know if you come up with any more.
iris says
will you die in halo4?
Gareth Gudger says
Will get it added. Thanks!
R Malik says
Ask her this. “Do you play chess?”
Gareth Gudger says
Looks like you can say “Do you play” and she gives the same responses. Will add it though as “Do you play….”
R Malik says
Ask her to, “Sing the national anthem.”
Gareth Gudger says
Nice. Will get that one added right away. Let us know if you find any others.
anonymous says
“Say something”
anonymous says
Also, “You’re fired” “I hate you” “Sing a song” “What’s your favorite song?” “Are you real?” “How old are you?” if you don’t have these yet.
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Anonymous. Looks like a few new ones there. I will get them added. Nice work!
R Malik says
Tell her, Cortana I’m very dumb.
Gareth Gudger says
Nice! Will get that one added. Thanks R Malik!
skyline* says
Ask her “Are you alive?”, you’ll get two types of answers.
skyline* says
And hey also try this one:”tell me a quote”
skyline* says
these ones too….
1.Do you eat
2.Can i change your name?
skyline* says
also:”What are you?”
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Skyline. Looks like we don’t have “Tell me a quote” or “Are you alive”. Will get those added right away. Keep them coming.
avi12 says
“Do you have a beard?”
“Do you have a bread?”
Gareth Gudger says
Hmm. Seems like you can ask her “Do you have…” and it rolls through at least two generic responses. Going to leave this off the list. Let me know if you find any others.
Tim Zerbini says
ask her which came first the chicken or the egg
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Tim. We have that one. Let us know if you find any more.
ironside says
ffAsk her ‘give me sex’
maybe you get lucky!
Pansi1 says
“I’m engaged” she says “Are you now.”
Egon says
ask here “tell me a bedtime story”
Gareth Gudger says
I love the bedtime story one. Looks like we have that one though. Let me know if you find any more Egon.
Sorry Pansi1, “Are you now” is one of her generic responses to many statements.
Saba says
Ask. Are you my mummy?
Gives a few different answers.
Gareth Gudger says
Hmm. Tried this on a Windows Phone and Windows. Not getting anything but canned answers.
Reflexian says
” Hey Google “
Gareth Gudger says
Hmm. Tried this one on Windows 10 and a Windows Phone and she just replies with “Hi.”
Sanda says
Ask Cortana, “Are you a girl?”
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Sanda! Will get it added.
vendicator8911 says
Tell Cortana to “guess what”
It has a couple different replies.
vendicator8911 says
You can also ask “tell me a corny joke”
vendicator8911 says
Are you a zombie?
Are you OK?
Are you gay?
Are you fat?
Gareth Gudger says
Nice work Vendicator. We have ‘Guess What?’ but the rest are awesome. Let me know if you find any more.
Tyler says
Surely you can’t be serious.
Gareth Gudger says
Nice. I will get that one added. Thanks Tyler. Let me know if you find any others.
wesley says
may the force be with you
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Wesley. That one we already have. Let me know if you find any others.
Ella Adams says
do you
Gareth Gudger says
Yep. Its #7 on the first list.
Ella Adams says
do you believe in God
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Ella. We have that one #6 in the second list. Let me know if you find any more.
Ella Adams says
Cortana what’s your middle name
Gareth Gudger says
Hmm. I’ve heard those responses for other things. Seems to be part of her “I don’t know” set of responses. Let me know if you find any others.
Krryss says
I’m back:
“It’s my birthday”
“Sing happy birthday”
“When it’s your birthday”
Krryss says
Also: Should I buy this phone?
Gareth Gudger says
Awesome. I will get these added.
G Christopher Payne says
Can you write poetry?
G Christopher Payne says
Are you sick?
G Christopher Payne says
Are you hungry?
G Christopher Payne says
Also: Sing a lullabye
Gareth Gudger says
Awesome. Thanks Christopher. I will get these added right away.
Courtney English says
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
&
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Gareth Gudger says
Very nice. Will get these added. Thanks!
Krryss says
Also:
Why are you naked? – not always unique
Can I call you Siri?
Gareth Gudger says
Will get these on the list too. Keep em coming!
Krryss says
What do you know about me?
Did you die in Halo 4?
Krryss says
Do you like Obama?
Gareth Gudger says
Awesome. Will get these added. Looks like “Can you die” gives a unique answer too.
Krryss says
Are you mad at me? “The marketing department didn’t think that would be a popular feature” :))
Krryss says
Final play for today:
Are you a good girl?
Are we friends?
Can I see you?
What is your favourite sport?
Can you dance?
You are very pretty today (she’s kinda flirting on this one)
Gareth Gudger says
Gold star for you! I will get these all added.
Surprisingly, ‘Can you dance?’ gives a different response to just ‘Dance’.
ahmed miramar says
are you off ?
Gareth Gudger says
Hmm just getting her canned, ‘A circle may be infinite’ answer on that one. Which is her ‘I don’t know’ response.
Matthew says
“Engage”
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks! Will get it added.
Archon Malantai says
How awesome are you. : Half as much as I want to be, and twice as anyone expected.
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks! Will get it added.
Jason says
Do you speak (insert foreign language)?
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks will get them added!
Jason says
“Tell me something I don’t know” works.
Gareth Gudger says
Will get it added. Thanks!
Jason says
Who is your favorite actor/actress?
What is your favorite food?
Jason says
Seems as though “what’s your favorite ______” gets answered for many things as “I don’t have a particular preference. But she does have a food preference lol.
Jason says
Whoops its already there…ctrl-f failed me.
Gareth Gudger says
Yea those aren’t unique enough for the list. Keep trying!
dragonthc says
“How is Master Chief Doing?”
Gareth Gudger says
Awesome. Will get it added.
LKD70 says
Rock, Paper, scissors, Lizard, Spock!
Gareth Gudger says
Yea I love that one. Hadn’t heard of it until the “Big Bang Theory” TV show.
Afaq says
Do you have any? awesome one
Ham-1 says
you can also try i’m hungry!
Gareth Gudger says
Hmm. I don’t think that is a unique answer.
Khalil says
Hello,
I have a new question, you can ask to Cortana:
Do a barrel roll !
Gareth Gudger says
Very cool. I will get it added. Thanks Khalil.
Digidestined of Trust (Tim Reynolds) says
Who’s your daddy?
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Tim. Looks like “Who is your father” gives the same response. Let me know if you come up with any more.
Maria says
You can ask her “Who is your voice?” There might be other ways to say it.
I forgot it and thought it was just going to bring up the result in a websearch but she responded instead.
Maria says
I asked her to “recite Shakespeare” as well.
I have to say, it is incredibly neat to see all the little things she can react to.
Gareth Gudger says
These are great Maria. The first one reminds me of “Who is Jen Taylor” but she seems to give a different response. I’ll add both to the list. Great job!
symone says
ask do you have feelings
Gareth Gudger says
Nice one. Thanks Symone!
Jeffery Dibble says
You can ask “Are you afraid of the dark?”
Jeffery Dibble says
also “What is your favorite constellation?”
Gareth Gudger says
Hmm. Just getting web responses on these two. Anyone else getting Jeff’s suggestions to work?
Noah says
I got it. It only works when using the mike. Also, “I am your king!” Makes her say “Are you now” I’m going to experiment with that phrase more.
Gareth Gudger says
Seems like “Are you now” is common response from Cortana for many questions. Let me know if she responds with anything else to “I am your King” otherwise will have to skip it.
Lee Ward says
“What’s your quest.” Gives an interesting one
Gareth Gudger says
That’s a great one. Love the movie quotes. Thanks!
Matt says
There is also:
“Tell me a bedtime story”
“Tell me a science joke”
“Tell me a dirty joke”
“Hey Siri”
“I need to hide a body”
“What is zero divided by zero?”
“how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?”
“Who is your favorite superhero?”
“Who is your favorite pokemon?”
“Do you like Apple?”
“Say something”
These all work with voice. Some of the answers received are quite funny.
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Matt. These are great. We have a couple of these already but will add the rest. I don’t think the Superhero and Pokemon answers are unique–seems like her canned I don’t know answers.
jessica barnett says
i think all of the suggestions were great
Daniel Nimmo says
Simply tell her to “shut up” – there’s about 3 different responses to that
Daniel Nimmo says
Also, ask “what’s wrong with you?”
Daniel Nimmo says
Finally, say goodnight to her
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Daniel! I will get these added right away.
jayeld says
“I hate you”
(moderator edit)
“give me a ______” (I’ve tried kiss, hug)
Gareth Gudger says
Had to moderate a couple of those. But will add the others.
jayeld says
“what do you like to do in your spare time?”
“rock paper scissors lizard spock”
“what’s your favorite band?”
“what’s your favorite TV show?”
Gareth Gudger says
Gold star for you. These are great!
justme says
tell her she is funny!
jayeld says
also “Talk to me”
Gareth Gudger says
Nice. Will get it added.
jayeld says
Beam me up (scotty optional)
and
where do you live?
Gareth Gudger says
Nice. We do have the “Beam me up” one already in the main list. Will add the second one.
Gregory Leo says
“Tell me a secret”
“Do you have a Facebook?”
“What is your favorite car?”
“What is your favorite food?”
“Do you like your job?”
“Do you believe in Ghosts?”
“What is your favorite movie?”
“Where were you born?”
“Who made you?”
“Do something cool”
“Do you like Windows 10?”
Gareth Gudger says
Gold star for you sir! Only one I couldn’t seem to get working was “Do something cool.”
Chanel Moss says
“Do something cool” worked for me. She says “Okay, here goes … Surprise!”
Chris says
What is the first rule of Fight Club?
Chris says
Also… What is the Second rule of Fight Club!
Gareth Gudger says
Very nice. I will get those added. Keep em coming!
Thomas says
I’m depressed or I’m angry
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks I’ll get them added.
mouse792 says
are you good at minesweeper?
Gareth Gudger says
Hmm not really getting unique answers on this. Not sure if its a real one.
Block Gaming says
it worked for me
mouse792 says
what is minecraft? do you like minecraft?
Gareth Gudger says
Very nice. I will get those added!
jamie says
OMG, Ask if she knows Jarvis
jamie says
and if shes jealous of Jarvis
Gareth Gudger says
Nice. Those are great! Seems like the jealous one is the same pool of responses as, “Are you jealous of Siri” or just, “Are you Jealous”. I’ll add them all to the same line.
Brandon says
ask “what is your favorite video game”
Gareth Gudger says
Very nice. Let me know if you find any more.
Devin says
Set phasers to stun.
Gareth Gudger says
Very cool. Thank you.
A person says
Ask her “Do you watch porn”
Gareth Gudger says
Interesting response. Thank you!
Chelsey says
What is your number? That is a good one too.
Gareth Gudger says
Heh. Nice!
Harry says
Also you can ask her to “play the movie game”
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks. I will get it on the list!
Ariel says
Ask “Do you believe in God?”
Gareth Gudger says
Nice one!
Rachel says
Ask “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”. ๐
Gareth Gudger says
Makes me wonder what other cartoons are out there… ๐
michael says
Ask ” Do you like dogs?” and ” Do you like cats” dogs one is pretty funny
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks! I like the dog one a lot.
Joakim says
“Tell me a riddle” is funny one!
Gareth Gudger says
Awesome. I’ll be sure to add it!
Washu says
“Roll the dice” is a good one
Gareth Gudger says
Awesome! Thank you Washu. I will start up a community section for all the ones I missed.
Light says
“flip a coin” also works
Gareth Gudger says
Thanks Light!
Ella Adams says
are you God
Joseph Rudrud says
Please add, “How is blue team?”